lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:

I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

embraceyour-weirdness:

exichan:

If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.

we did this on the last day of school,

we got detention on the last day of school.

harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

maxinthemanga:

do not add homestuck to posts not about homestuck